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i really need to travel. to a cold ass winter country. alone. and explore. enjoy the snow, the weather. because, y’know, srsly, today, my life sucks.

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How to be heterosexual: Jude Law and Robert Downey...

shirlock: 1. Ignore everyone else on a talk show in order to whisper into your heterosexual friend’s ear. 2. Stare at them. 3. Never too much staring 4. Snuggle. 5. Call each other and tell them you miss them See also: Describe your relationship as a “love affair” Why Bromance? Why not just Romance? Telling your mate that he’s the “only person I love right now”

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Dear Future Girlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend, →

notestomyfuturegirlfriend: Can we dance around the kitchen listening to music like “Hey Mickey” and “Barbie Girl” while I cook us dinner? And then after dinner can we have rough sex? Like the kind of sex that leaves bruise, bite marks, and scratches? Then! Can we lay in bed and just watch old Disney movies? We can even…

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